Sunday, April 27, 2008
This is a call out to all you guys who can't help but speak while you're beating meat.. I love hearing 'encouragement' when I'm jacking it ( mic 2 mic is great for that! ) and would love to hear you guys.. so, if any of you out there wanna record a filthy mp3 ( or whatever ) egging me on to beat my cock harder and harder and really trash talking this filthy ho - let me hear you!
Add triumph_destroyer56 to your Yahoo Chat buds and drop me a line.. I'd love to hear you telling me what a cock teaser Britney is, ordering me to jack it harder, telling me not to cum too soon... hmmhmm... ;)
Look at her man.. a cheap hooker?... oh yeah, tell me about it!
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Jack Vid #2
Hi, another vid from a chat bud who just cant keep the cum in his balls when it comes to Britney!!
Britneys back!

Hey guys, what do you think of Britneys new cum-back photo shoot!!!!?
Okay, okay.. its a fake.. and I'm not normally one who digs fakes, but there are some amazing ones here.. and not just of Britney!! ( Although, unsurprisingly, she has a very large gallery! )
Britney has something to ask you....

''How long?... how long is it gonna take before you blow that hot, sticky load all over my face, huh? I know you'd die to do that.. watch that thick jizz splatter across my face as I open up my little mouth and beg for more.. and suck the drops from your twitching dick.. But you know as soon as you're balls are emptied.. you want me more.. and more... it's kinda funny how you get so hard for me time after time... so I guess this won't be the last time you stare into my eyes wishing, hoping.. dreaming that that load could be over this face... here, let me help you.. I'll even open my mouth a little... tilt my head back... go on boy.. give it to me... give me every sticky drop... again, and again, and again....''
Saturday, April 05, 2008
Jack Video
Just wanted to share this - sent to me by a good chat bud ( so not my own work sadly! )
He gives our favorite slut a serious facial, just as she deserves!
Check this blog for more fun! Not much Britney, but good even so!! ;)
http://celebrity-fantasies.blogspot.com/
Enjoy!
Oh yeah....
Another day, and another Britney blast! Just recovering from a session where this little cunt made it very hard for me not to just blow my load in 30 seconds flat, you know that kind of session.. where the whore you've selected to jack over just so does it for you that it's a forgone conclusion there's gonna be a big sticky mess at the end of it..
Look at this pic and tell me she ain't thinking ' Yeah boys.. check out my tight, toned legs...look at all those poor jerks, wanting me...'

Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Britney on 'How I met your mother'
Oh yeah bitch! You're on the comeback.. I can almost hear dicks all over the world stiffening for you again slut!!

Hi again!
Back from the dead and back to shoot cock-cream for the queen of all jackin'!
You know, since I've been away Britney has.. well.. lets say it.. gone to all shit.. she seems to be trying to get her shit together in small ways ( he recent appearance on a US sitcom was actually quite good.. ) but she's still a bit of a joke, and lets face it.. not looking her best.
But I dont give a shit.. you see, for every recent picture of Britney looking like a fat crazy sonofabitch - there are at least a dozen of her looking like A Grade jack off material.. so, until she gets her body ( coz lets face it, thats what we're interested in guys! ) back in shape.. lets enjoy some of her old stuff, and the relatively few new pics of her where she looks cool.
She got me off twice yesterday, huge spurting arcs of jism, and I'm sure I'm not on my own!

Now do you remember why Britney used to make it impossible to keep your hand off your dick!!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi guys - a quick note to say, I'm back... been away way too long and you can bet I've been milking my dick over this slut called Britney since I've been away.
I'll be back soon with a full post, and some new stuff ;)
So catch you all soon!!!
''You better get ready to beat that meat boys....'' Britney Spears
Monday, January 15, 2007
Drained!!!

Fuck Britney, you did me good last night!! Online with a chat buddy you made me blast 3 loads during the session!! I've never done so much in so little time.. I just had to keep stroking and stroking it over you you little slut.. even when cum was oozing my cock I still lusted after you!
;)
Fuck.. got my cock twitchin' again! I bet you guys know that feelin!
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Britney : Sold at Auction

I can't help fantasising about these pictures.. I see Britney on display on some stage, but not her normal music stage.. no, a slave auction.. where she's numbered and bid over by rich men.
Her destiny? To be a fuck toy in some oil rich nation.. kept in chains and used whenever her owner feels like it..Imagine buying Britney as your 'little pet'...
P.s: Anyone with Photoshop skills wanna alter these pics so she seems to be in chains? Or has a lot number on her? That would be awesome!
;)