The Britney Spears Cum Machine

The Blog obsessed with stroking, beating and spurting for that all time hottie, Britney Spears!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Britney on 'How I met your mother'

Oh yeah bitch! You're on the comeback.. I can almost hear dicks all over the world stiffening for you again slut!!


Hi again!

Back from the dead and back to shoot cock-cream for the queen of all jackin'!

You know, since I've been away Britney has.. well.. lets say it.. gone to all shit.. she seems to be trying to get her shit together in small ways ( he recent appearance on a US sitcom was actually quite good.. ) but she's still a bit of a joke, and lets face it.. not looking her best.


But I dont give a shit.. you see, for every recent picture of Britney looking like a fat crazy sonofabitch - there are at least a dozen of her looking like A Grade jack off material.. so, until she gets her body ( coz lets face it, thats what we're interested in guys! ) back in shape.. lets enjoy some of her old stuff, and the relatively few new pics of her where she looks cool.


She got me off twice yesterday, huge spurting arcs of jism, and I'm sure I'm not on my own!




Now do you remember why Britney used to make it impossible to keep your hand off your dick!!


Tuesday, March 25, 2008

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hi guys - a quick note to say, I'm back... been away way too long and you can bet I've been milking my dick over this slut called Britney since I've been away.


I'll be back soon with a full post, and some new stuff ;)

So catch you all soon!!!


''You better get ready to beat that meat boys....'' Britney Spears